In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and will be used against you—especially if you say it to your phone. It… Read More »51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
A blonde decided to take up skydiving. When she jumped out of the plane, she pulled the cord and nothing happened. She pulled the backup… Read More »A blonde decided to take up…
Bovine adventures in the galaxy. Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!
Turning a disaster zone into a five-star hotel in ten minutes. My mom told me to clean my room. I told her it was an… Read More »The Clean Room Miracle
Because all the fans left! It’s all about the atmosphere.
This blonde one-liner is short and sweet: She heard it was a cap.
None. They just point at the socket and yell “Ballerina Cappuccina!” until a 3D-generated opera singer appears in the dark. Part of the 60 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2025 Classic: The “Italian Brainrot” Creator
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“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘Selective Neural Blocking’ on.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
Why did the blonde ask her iPhone to “do her laundry”? She heard about “Apple Intelligence” and thought her phone was finally going to be… Read More »2024 Classic: The Apple Intelligence
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