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2024 Classic: The Apple Intelligence

 Why did the blonde ask her iPhone to “do her laundry”? She heard about “Apple Intelligence” and thought her phone was finally going to be useful.

Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@XFiles_Spooky_M01/13/2009 13:53Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Charmed_Ones01/02/2006 13:27The power of three... laughs!
@Shrek_Donkey06/13/2000 12:10And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
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