A blonde went to the library…

A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. The librarian whispered “They’re right behind you.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A young and beautiful blonde woman in New York was so depressed t...read more »

How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »

Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »

A blonde walks into a library and whispers "Can I have a burger a...read more »

Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »

A blonde went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza. When the waite...read more »

The digital world shifted forever in 2023 – the year ChatGPT beca...read more »

The 2024 digital era was a year of contrasts – from the high-tech...read more »

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@MIRC_Ghost05/31/2007 15:58Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Fight_Club_Member01/13/1998 00:36I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry11/21/2011 12:34In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Austin_Powers_Y05/31/1999 06:24Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Friday_Rebecca12/09/2015 12:34Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Grinds_My_Gears10/12/2013 18:37You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@I_See_What_You09/22/2011 20:33I see what you did there. Clever!

@Hacktivist_Fan08/28/1996 04:01Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

@Streamer_Pro_9912/27/2000 06:33Thanks for the donation and the joke!