2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time being delayed that the audience actually aged out of wanting to see… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Optimism
We’ve got Dune, we’ve got Kendrick, and the Turkish shooter is my new life coach. Surely 2025 will be a very calm, quiet year. Part… Read More »2024 Legacy: The 2024 Optimism
2024 Legacy: The Neuralink News
Why did the blonde try to “think” at her microwave for an hour? She heard about the first human “brain chip” and thought her kitchen… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Neuralink News
2023 Archive: The Guardians 3 Fan
One, but everyone in the room is crying because of the bulb’s tragic backstory. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer… Read More »2023 Archive: The Guardians 3 Fan
2023 Vintage: The Pedro Pascal (Internet Daddy)
One, but he has to escort the bulb across a post-apocalyptic wasteland while being incredibly charismatic. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 –… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Pedro Pascal (Internet Daddy)
2022 Archive: The “It’s Corn!” Song
Why was the breakroom so loud? “It’s corn! A big lump with knobs! It has the juice!” — The sound of 2022 office lunches. Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The “It’s Corn!” Song
2022 Classic: The Elon & Twitter
She says my life is like Twitter—”Unorganized, full of drama, and currently being ruined by a man with too much time on his hands.” Part… Read More »2022 Classic: The Elon & Twitter
2022 Vintage: The Lightyear
I told her I’m going to infinity and beyond. She said, “Go to the grocery store and back, that’s your limit.” Part of the 62… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Lightyear
2022 Legacy: The Megan Thee Stallion “Traumazine”
Why the honesty? For Megan dealing with public drama by dropping a raw, aggressive album that proved she wouldn’t be silenced. Part of the 42… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Megan Thee Stallion “Traumazine”
2022 Vintage: The “Mobilization” Rush
Why did so many Russians go to the border of Georgia? To prove that “Patriotism” has a very specific “Distance Limitation.” Part of the 40… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Mobilization” Rush