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2015 Classic: The Carol Longing

 Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara staring at each other for two hours. It’s the most beautiful silence of the year.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DVD_Collector11/06/2005 08:51Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@HTML_Hacker10/26/1997 17:11<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Mainframe_Manny07/28/1996 06:27Old school processing, new school laughs.
@MTV_Unplugged07/03/2013 00:00Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Anchorman_Ron10/06/1995 11:42I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Infoseek_Explorer11/22/2005 01:08Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Runescape_Noob02/05/2013 12:12Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Mondo_Media_X12/06/2013 08:39Top tier web animation humor!
@Cool_Story_Bro10/26/1999 18:12Actually, it IS a cool story!

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