CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fish.
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
... (Laughter in silence).
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Saving the best laugh for last!