I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving at thin air. They’re not crazy; they’re just “multitasking” in a 4K floating workspace. 2025 is the year of the “Digital Blindfold.”
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.