2025 Archive: The “Prompt Engineer” Career

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would draw a picture of a cat in a tuxedo. 2025 is the year of “Machine Linguistics.”

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

My AI now has a voice that is so flirtatious and helpful it’s ma...read more »

People are still camping out for "limited edition" colors. It’s ...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

I just saw a realistic video of a cat flying a plane. I can no l...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

@SpiderMan_Peter03/05/2008 14:16My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Pizza_Pizza_9908/23/2002 00:50Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Floppy_Fanatic11/20/2006 22:45Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Donny_V_ShutUp07/09/2008 01:50Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Sum41_Skater10/10/2014 05:42In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Frame_Set_Wizard06/28/2001 19:21I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.