A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (I’m 34).
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
This is why we need the internet.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!