I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lighting was slightly off, so I had to call him to confirm it wasn’t a prank by the IT department. 2025 is the year of “Verify, then Trust.”
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
The magic man... is laughing!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Not bad. Not bad at all.