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2024 Vintage: The “Too Sweet” Hozier

 He’s a “whiskey neat” guy and I’m a “diet soda and a nap” guy.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Neighbor10/26/2012 21:03Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Spice_Girl_Posh11/28/2014 11:32Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Marla_Singer_Fan11/09/2004 13:02A joke for the end of the world.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S02/02/2013 05:05I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Sixteen_Candles10/15/1998 11:11I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Numa_Numa_Guy04/04/2013 20:33Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Guestbook_Signer10/14/1995 09:16Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

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