2024 Archive: The 2024 Gen Alpha Slang

My nephew just called me a “Skibidi Ohio Rizzler.” I’ve never felt more like I’m 100 years old.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Home_Alone_Kevin07/29/2003 06:17Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Gladiator_Proximo03/18/2010 13:21Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Sion_Partier06/25/1997 09:06The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Top_Gun_Maverick03/10/2005 08:43I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Flashdance_What07/02/2000 19:45What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Austin_Powers_Y09/25/2008 15:48Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Lag_Victim_0104/03/2014 12:53I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Browser_War_V03/20/2001 13:33Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.