In 1999, the music industry was at its absolute financial peak—selling CDs like they were bottled water while a teenager named Shawn Fanning was building… Read More »42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Slim Shady & The Woodstock Inferno” Edition
In 1996, the 38th Grammy Awards proved that anger was a currency and raw alternative rock had officially evicted the last remnants of the ’80s… Read More »36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis & Mariah’s Snub” Edition
How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but they have to be really small.
How many interns does it take to change a light bulb? One, but they’ll need 47 meetings and a 12-page report first.
Her mirror doesn’t show her reflection; it just displays a list of “Improvement Prompts” for me. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2025 “AGI… Read More »2025 Archive: The Smart Mirror (Part 3)
Chappell Roan is officially the 2024 “Indie-Pop” Savior. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified
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Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Why was the traveler so smug? Because he had a “code” for a social network that was exactly like the old one, but with fewer… Read More »2023 Legacy: The BlueSky Invite
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