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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

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In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

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The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch11/24/2012 16:35There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Dial_Up_King03/24/2014 17:19Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Pirate_Bay_9902/23/2013 16:34Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Heathers_Winona11/25/2000 16:24Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Shagadelic_9705/15/2002 23:13This joke is very shagadelic, man!