2025 Classic: The Final Summary

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a “Fast Charging Cable” just in case the afterlife has a low-battery warning.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch10/16/2001 16:59There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@AskJeeves_Fan03/17/2011 04:49Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Cyber_Security_X08/12/1997 13:04Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Marla_Singer_Fan04/14/2015 01:26A joke for the end of the world.

@Starship_Troopers12/13/1995 23:27I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Neopets_Trader02/06/2001 04:49Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!