A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportunity.
What do you call a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff? A good start.
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hourly Rate
He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »
2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
A joke for the end of the world.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
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classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, no trackers, just good jokes.
so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.