2025 Archive: The Graduation

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is “someone who knows how to blame the algorithm for every mistake.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

@Hotmail_Original12/18/2010 09:47Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@South_Park_Cartman01/02/2001 10:08Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Married_With_Kids05/26/1999 14:05Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Everquest_Solo05/15/2010 02:31Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Grammar_Nazi_9904/05/2009 07:25Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!