2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law

A lawyer started a “Mars Division.” He’s currently billing for “Consultation on Low-Gravity Slip and Fall Liability.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Diablo_Cow_Level09/26/2015 00:28There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Tech_Support_Guy05/09/1995 21:33Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Nu_Metal_Kid12/05/1998 18:56I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Chocolate_Rain06/26/1996 23:04I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Rage_Comic_Fan08/28/2010 11:18FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

@Retweet_King09/06/2000 18:56RT if you think this is funny!