2025 Archive: The Evidence

A lawyer brought a “Brain-Wave Recording” to court to prove his client was “dreaming of innocence.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WebTV_Viewer05/10/2010 19:55Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Simpson_Quotes05/31/2014 23:37D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Mainframe_Manny11/25/2012 18:41Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Uncle_Rico_9807/01/2015 21:08I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Dark_Web_Joker05/19/2013 17:35Found this on the deep end of the net.

@iPhone_User_0705/07/2007 12:44There’s an app for that? No, just this site!