Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness’s brain chip? Because “I don’t recall” doesn’t work when there’s a 2-terabyte log of your thoughts on a private server.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
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Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
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The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Deal with it. This is gold.
Classic. Simply classic.