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The Shark Protection

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the ocean.

Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Legal Fee Paradox
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51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
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44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
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The Legal Pad
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey01/03/2010 01:26With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Harambe_Memories11/05/2005 16:45Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Metacrawler_X06/21/2010 21:32Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Reddit_Original01/12/2013 03:46The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Web_2_0_Fan07/02/1997 13:41This is the future of humor!

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