A lawyer used the headset to see a “truth-meter” over the witness. He was disappointed to find out it worked on him too.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!