Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.
The Devil told a lawyer, “I’ll make you the richest man on Earth if you give me your soul.” The lawyer replied, “Okay, but what’s the catch?”
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn't want to follow the law, and ... read more »
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn't want to follow the law, and ... read more »
2. 1999 Classic: The Britney Spears Defense
Why did the lawyer represent Britney? He wanted to prove that "Oops!... I Did It Again" is a val... read more »
Why did the lawyer represent Britney? He wanted to prove that "Oops!... I Did It Again" is a val... read more »
3. 2005 Legacy: The YouTube Comment
Why did the lawyer sue a commenter? For calling his opening statement "TL;DW" (Too Long; Didn't ... read more »
Why did the lawyer sue a commenter? For calling his opening statement "TL;DW" (Too Long; Didn't ... read more »
4. 2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the witness was "dangerously cold-he... read more »
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the witness was "dangerously cold-he... read more »
5. 2017 Archive: The Lab Rat (17 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a "Fake News" study? Because the lawyers were the only ones w... read more »
Why did scientists use lawyers for a "Fake News" study? Because the lawyers were the only ones w... read more »
6. 2002 Vintage: The Lab Rat (02 Edition)
Why did the scientists use lawyers for a "Compliance" study? Because no matter how many times th... read more »
Why did the scientists use lawyers for a "Compliance" study? Because no matter how many times th... read more »
7. 2001 Archive: The Shell Company
Why did the lawyer name his boat "The Shell Company"? So he could tell the IRS he was "on his wa... read more »
Why did the lawyer name his boat "The Shell Company"? So he could tell the IRS he was "on his wa... read more »
8. 2016 Classic: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the Netflix password? Because he proved he was the only one who didn't sh... read more »
Why did the lawyer get the Netflix password? Because he proved he was the only one who didn't sh... read more »
9. 1998 Archive: The Law Firm Name
Why did the firm add a fourth partner? Because the letterhead had a tiny bit of white space left... read more »
Why did the firm add a fourth partner? Because the letterhead had a tiny bit of white space left... read more »
10. 2019 Archive: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent "watching a TikTok"? "Social media sentiment ana... read more »
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent "watching a TikTok"? "Social media sentiment ana... read more »
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i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.