He charged for “Mental Syncing with the LLM”—the time it takes for him to think as fast as the AI he’s supervising.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!