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The Cat and Dog Case

When even pets need legal representation.

A dog walks into a law office. The lawyer says, “I can’t help you, I don’t speak bark.” The dog says, “That’s fine, I brought my retainer in cash.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules04/20/1996 16:23Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Better_Off_Dead01/24/2014 22:45I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Chain_Mail_Hater08/18/1998 14:11I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Blink_Tag_User03/27/2004 06:14<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@PopUp_Blocker_X07/13/2012 00:39I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@IMVU_Chatter12/29/2012 02:413D laughs are the best!

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