Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. “I’m too young!” he cries. “I’m only 45!” God looks at his records and says, “According to your billing hours, you’re at least 95.”
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Prompt Audit
A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
Saving the best laugh for last!
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.
found this via a link. glad i clicked.
i’m gonna test this theory tonight. for science.