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2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit

 A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for “failure to provide a stable, non-toxic work-life balance.”

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic07/20/2010 17:15This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Macarena_Dancer01/05/2005 14:44Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@White_Goodman_G09/25/2007 06:18We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler08/03/2011 09:33May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Flickr_User_0409/02/2012 12:32A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Tagged_Network02/16/2002 21:12You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Social_Media_G06/30/2009 08:54I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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