A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for “failure to provide a stable, non-toxic work-life balance.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!