2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial

A lawyer sued OpenAI for “making legal advice too accessible to people who can’t afford him.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9711/15/2002 09:01Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Avatar_Na_vi01/14/2003 09:04I see you... laughing!

@DotCom_Survivor11/01/2015 06:22I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Kernel_Panic_9806/24/2004 10:50This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Fat_Bastard_Get05/10/2000 13:12Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Anchorman_Ron11/15/2011 04:23I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.