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2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi

 In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. “That wasn’t me robbing the bank; that was a rogue AI hologram using my likeness to frame my reputation.”

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner05/25/1998 20:33Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@WinAmp_Shaker01/06/2008 15:02It really whips the llama's ass!
@Napster_User_9911/17/2005 00:12Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@CSS_Master_9907/30/1998 18:10Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Ghostbusters_V06/13/2015 06:26Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Heathers_Winona09/01/2011 11:38Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

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