How many cops does it take…
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turned itself in.
Why did the blonde take a…
Why did the blonde take a ladder to school? She heard it was high school.
Why did the bear bring a…
Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school? He wanted to be a koala-fied student!
The Corporate Slang
Let’s circle back and touch base on this low-hanging fruit. If I hear the phrase “synergy” one more time, I’m going to “leverage” my stapler… Read More »The Corporate Slang
2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant “Snark” Return
Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being interviewed, and he’s very, very good at it. Part of the 44 Oscars… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant “Snark” Return
2025 Classic: The Supreme Sticker Craze Finale
Why every single plastic binder, calculator case, and laptop in the school was still covered in a bright red rectangular logo sticker for no logical… Read More »2025 Classic: The Supreme Sticker Craze Finale
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi
In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. “That wasn’t me robbing the bank; that was a rogue AI hologram using my likeness to frame my… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi
2024 Vintage: The Death of Quincy Jones
Why the architect? The loss of the man who produced Thriller proved to the world that music has no boundaries. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Death of Quincy Jones
2024 Classic: The Nosferatu Hype
Robert Eggers is bringing back the original vampire and I’m already prepared to be terrified by a shadow. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The Nosferatu Hype
2024 Legacy: The Fall Guy Stunts
“I can survive anything!” “You groaned for ten minutes because the shower was ‘slightly too lukewarm’.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort &… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Fall Guy Stunts