2023 Vintage: The Inter Miami “Leagues Cup” Win
Why was the trophy pink? Because Messi arrived, scored in every game, and won a trophy in 30 days, proving that MLS is his personal… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Inter Miami “Leagues Cup” Win
2023 Archive: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer”… Read More »2023 Archive: The Empty Wallet
2022 Legacy: The Cellular Waistband Armor
Keeping an ultra-thin modern smartphone locked inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt right next to a plastic tube… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Cellular Waistband Armor
2022 Classic: The Metaverse Part 2
A guy tries to buy a digital plot of land behind the bar. The bartender says, “I only sell real estate in the form of… Read More »2022 Classic: The Metaverse Part 2
2022 Vintage: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, is this an ‘In-Person’ surgery or a ‘Legacy Zoom’ call?” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry &… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Surgeon
2022 Legacy: The Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Why was the BBQ “trippy”? Because Wanda Maximoff proved that “Mom energy” is the most powerful force in the multiverse. Part of the 36 Fourth… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
2022 Legacy: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to ‘Acknowledge’ the tribal chief first. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of the Multiverse and… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Pro-Wrestler
2021 Archive: The Squid Game Contestant
One. But if the bulb flickers while the giant doll is looking, they’re eliminated. “Red light… Green light!” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2021 Archive: The Squid Game Contestant
2020 Archive: Next Target Year
1996 (The “Macarena & Minivan” Era). Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Honorary Award for David Lynch
Why? Because after 40 years of making us wonder what a blue velvet ear means, they finally gave him a statue to hold while he’s… Read More »2020 Archive: The Honorary Award for David Lynch