Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.