Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely manner?
Kid: I am.
Dad: Nice to meet you, Capable of Putting Their Shoes On in a Timely Manner.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
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Q: Did you hear about the...
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Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
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51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.