Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?
Dad: About two pounds.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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