Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

Q: When did they find water on the moon? A: When it was waning!read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey05/07/2013 21:09With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Neo_The_One12/17/1997 10:28I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@RoboCop_9001/20/2013 06:38Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance01/13/2009 05:07Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Baxter_The_Dog09/14/2000 13:27Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Blue_Your_My_Boy06/06/2002 10:16You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!