Q: When did they find water on the moon?
A: When it was waning!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
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Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
May I suggest another joke, sir?
True story! I was there!
Equality for all jokes!