Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

A labracadabrador.read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

Sofishticated.read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

@BBS_Veteran08/31/2007 07:20Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Resident_Evil_Z04/25/2003 12:30Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Net_Neutral_9506/06/2015 15:46This is why we need the internet.

@Yahoo_Directory04/20/1997 10:14Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@SpiderMan_Tobey03/24/1996 01:02With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Hanson_Fan_9704/07/1998 09:29Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@CRT_Degauss01/11/2001 09:33BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Beanie_Campbell05/27/2000 01:27True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Fire_Background01/28/2004 11:09This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@iPhone_User_0703/26/2012 03:25There’s an app for that? No, just this site!