Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
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48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
That still only counts as one laugh!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Very nice! Great success!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
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Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.