Q: What did the photon say…

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, I’m traveling light!

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

They don’t have the guts.read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

@CoolSkater9806/12/1998 20:58Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Men_In_Black_J03/23/1999 01:58Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Gladiator_Maximus07/26/2005 21:38Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Web_Master_Flex09/22/2008 07:04I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Zoolander_Derek10/13/2005 21:01What is this? A joke for ants?

@Rugrats_Tommy11/22/2000 13:54A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@YouTube_Beta_User06/21/1997 04:31I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!