They don’t have the guts.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
The front page of the internet... in 1999!