Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
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58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
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