Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn’t know it was on fire.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I’m watching you... read this joke!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!