Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter11/27/2007 11:22The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Msdos_Expert11/23/1995 13:31DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Napster_User_9904/10/1998 16:07Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@CSS_Master_9901/12/2003 15:53Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Optical_Mouse_9911/28/2002 13:22I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Yugioh_Duelist04/04/2013 20:27You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Heathers_Winona12/01/2007 01:37Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Philosoraptor_X01/18/2013 04:53If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Blogger_Default05/21/2003 18:43Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Grammar_Nazi_9904/23/2009 08:03Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!