Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Q: Why is the cow always...
Q: Why is the cow always smiling?
A: It’s in a good mooood I gue...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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