Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole-in-one.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
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It had too many problems.read more »
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Bid 10/10 for this humor!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
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Deal with it. This is gold.