Because she will let it go.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
You must construct additional laughs!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!