Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
Two blondes fell down a hole…
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied “I don’t know, I can’t see.”
Why did the blonde bring a chair to the race?
She just wanted to “sit out” the competition.
Why did the blonde put a GPS on her vacuum cleaner?
This one is a staple in American humor: She didn’t want it to get lost in the hallway.
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