2017 Archive: The Bus Driver
“Step behind the white line! I can’t see, but I can hear you spinning those fidget things!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017… Read More »2017 Archive: The Bus Driver
2017 Archive: The Scared Road
Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road. Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner”… Read More »2017 Archive: The Scared Road
2016 Classic: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million “Master” trainers. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Apple Music “Free Trial”
Why was everyone in the office listening to Taylor Swift? Because she finally let Apple stream her music and we all got 3 months for… Read More »2015 Archive: The Apple Music “Free Trial”
2015 Archive: The Apple Music
Another subscription. I told her we’re “Subscribing” our way to poverty. Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition… Read More »2015 Archive: The Apple Music
2014 Archive: The Resignation of Eric Holder
Why did the Attorney General leave? To spend more time being a “Private Citizen” who doesn’t have to explain to a Congressional Committee why he’s… Read More »2014 Archive: The Resignation of Eric Holder
2014 Archive: The Diet 2
“The ‘Paleo’ diet is so last year. Now we only eat things that are ‘Activated’.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket… Read More »2014 Archive: The Diet 2
2014 Classic: The G20 “Koala Diplomacy”
Why did every world leader have to hold a koala in Brisbane? To prove that no matter how much you hate each other’s foreign policy,… Read More »2014 Classic: The G20 “Koala Diplomacy”
2013 Vintage: The Scared Baker
Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Scared Baker
2012 Legacy: The New Girl Mention
Why was Zooey Deschanel nominated? For turning “adorkable” into an official adjective that nobody can say without flinching. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2012 Legacy: The New Girl Mention