She has ten pillows on the bed. I have one. I move nine pillows every night just to find the mattress.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
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70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Pet Translator
The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »
2025 Legacy: The VR Sports
I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »
My wife and I were happy...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
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Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
I should make a game about this joke.