2025 Vintage: The AI Pet Translator

The dog said, “Feed me, you bald idiot.” My wife said, “Finally, someone speaks the truth in this house.”

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@Ebay_Sniper11/18/2014 12:43Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Palm_Pilot_User10/12/1998 05:00Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Doom_Marines05/21/2008 22:08Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Zoolander_Derek02/28/2009 19:55What is this? A joke for ants?

@Dogpile_Fan_Club04/20/1995 10:31All the search engines agree: this is funny.